WOWZAS

I'd like to address a pressing issue that has been really scary these past few months of my stay in Belgium and France. The health of my skin. My skin is so dry, it is LITERALLY the color of the grey stones in the courtyard here in France. Why does my skin hate this weather so much? I'm obviously a woman of the tropics because the level of my laziness is equal to the level of humidity. That's all. I'll take pictures of the crime scene, brace your eyes, my skin is drier than sin.